"Loose" was a polite way people described my cousin Amelia, but they had no idea just how little that term did to describe her morals. "Weirdo" those who knew her better said: a label she was proud of. And genius - well anyone who got her talking about things other than sex would quickly discover that. Being her cousin (second cousin really, but who calls someone that?), we didn't really talk about sex much so I was well aware of her talents.
When she told me one day that she wanted me to come over and test some new invention of hers, I said sure. I fully expected it to be something weird.
I was not expecting her to have invented a machine that would swap our bodies.
I was pretty shocked when it happened. It was very disorienting to suddenly be watching my own body cheering and shouting "It worked!", then grabbing at my dick and grinning like an idiot. It was more shocking to feel something heavy on my chest and look down to see my cousin's large breasts hanging there.
Amelia explained what she'd done with a deluge of technobabbly I understood not a word of. She then explained why she'd done it. It was simple really, she was curious what having a dick would be like, and I was her one "cool" guy cousin. That's when she noticed her invention was smoldering, and promptly declared it would take her awhile to fix it.
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For the next week I pretended to be Amelia and worked at the crummy retail job she kept to pay her bills while living the live of an eclectic inventor. In the evenings I sat at home alone, bored and horny but trying to be respectful. I didn't trust Amelia to be present-minded enought to be able to work my job, so I sent an email to my boss saying a family emergency had come up and I couldn't come in for a few weeks. I didn't know if that excuse would fly and figured I might have to get a new job later, but I had to try something.
Amelia meanwhile didn't seem work on the invention at all. She was out at all hours and rarely home. When I got pissed about it and sent her a text message complaining about how bored and lonely I was and asking what the hell she was doing, she sent me a picture. I was shocked to see my body (with a new haircut) fucking not one, but TWO women!
More surprising, I recognized the women. They weren't rando's, but friends of Amelia's! She said if I was bored and lonely I should reach out to some of my friends too. "Just tell them who you really are. It's fun." She texted.
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By the next day, I felt like I was going stir crazy enough that I actually did it. I sent a text (along with a pic) to my best buddy Reg explaining what happened. I didn't expect him to believe me, but when he rushed over and started talking, he didn't seem to have any issues with it. Of course he did spent the whole conversation staring at my chest...
When I saw that he had an erection, my whole body just lit up with need. All the arousal I'd been surpressing all week came back with a vengeance, and I wanted it inside me so bad. 'Amelia is a loose woman,' I thought to myself, 'I'm Amelia, so I'm a loose woman.'
That was all the rationale I needed to jump Reg's bones right there on the couch.
And holy fuck! Did sex as Amelia ever not disappoint! I never knew it was possible to feel so good! After I came twice he nutted deep inside me, and I realized maybe being stuck as Amelia wasn't so bad...
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That was seven months ago. I'm still stuck as Amelia, only...
Yeah. Reg knocked me up. Then he professed how much he loved me. We're sort of kind of dating now. Maybe engaged, I feel like we talked about it, but I can't remember where we landed.
I'd be more pissed except that being a woman feels so fucking incredible. And...
Well, Amelia kind of fucked my life. I might've fucked one of my friend as her and gotten pregnant, but she'd fucked SIX of her friends and gotten ALL of them pregnant. She has paternity suits coming out the wazoo.
I'm honestly not that mad. After I told Reg I was pregnant he said he'd happily support me so long as I sucked him off every morning. Reg is really pretty sweet so I think he was joking. That hasn't stopped me from doing it though.
Turns out Amelia's (my) body like sucking cocks almost as much as fucking them. It's kind of fun being a sexy weirdo. Who knew?