"Dude we totally pulled it off," said Scott, "everyone enjoyed the wedding and your parents think we are in love. This was the best idea we've ever had."
"Yea, they totally bought it, " replied Jon taking a sip of champagne.
"It's so nice to get out of all that stuff. Being a girl for the last 4 months was a lot, but being a bride getting ready on her wedding day... Geez, there was hair, nails and all those layers," explained Scott taking off said dress in the honeymoon suite and letting his hair down.
"You're a trooper, Scott. You stuck to the coin flip."
"Darn right I did. Those family dinners with your parents, quit my job, set up that facebook account, there was a lot to this scam. But it is worth it, now that your father thinks you are a 'responsible man' he will finally let you have access to that 10 million dollar trust fund. When did he say he would sign the forms? You and I signed a mountain of stuff today."
"He said he would care of it, and I should have the funds soon," said Jon
"Great, I guess I can be a woman for another couple days if I have to. Pass me the bubbly," said Scott taking a seat on the couch and putting his hair back up, mumbling something about he would be glad when it is man-length again.
"Scott, was there any part of being a woman you liked?"
"It was great being able to go into the woman's locker room at the gym. Granted, there were some older ladies, but the younger girls were FINE! They just stripped, like I wasnt there. And mastrubation is amazing, multiple orgasms are the best. I'm going to miss that when I turn back into me. I'm not sure if those things balance out the periods. I had to go through 3 of them. 3! You own me big for that. According to my calendar, I'm going to have one soon, so the sooner we change the better. I don't know how women deal with them for decades."
Jon looked a little uncomfortable before saying, "My mom asked about kids tonight. She's not wasting any time," while changing out of his tux.
"Your mom has been asking me about kids for the last 2 months. How many do I want? Will I stay home? She told me some details about your birth I will never be able to forget. And your sister, she has me hold your nephew all the time. Something about the wonders of motherhood. You'd think we weren't living in the 21st century.... why are you looking at your phone?"
"My dad wired 100K into my bank account just now."
"Really, let me see, " said Scott getting off the couch a little tipsy, kicking off the heels, "that's a lot of zeroes. Thanks dad!"
"He's really excited that I got married."
"Apparently! He even let me wear the family necklace. Where did I put that thing? Here we go, " said Scott putting it on and taking a seat on the bed.
"Jon, how do I look?"
"Gorgeous."
"Well, enjoy all this while you can. I'm going to be me once that money is available in a couple days," replied Scott taking off the rest of his bridal gown, wedding stuff and letting his hair down again.
"...about that Scott..."
"What?"
"...You may not be able to change back to yourself."
"Again, what?"
"Remember the lady said that the spellbook stated you can only change back if you don't enjoy the 'consummation of womanhood.'"
"That means having a kid, or maybe having sex, dude."
"You sure? We couldn't read it"
"Let me take a look." Scott opened the spellbook for new witches
"I can read all these spells now. Remember how they were gibberish. I can read them! Let me find the spell." Scott flipped through the book and said a lot of 'huh' and 'oks' while flipping through until he said he found the spell in question. He then stared intently at the book for several minutes. Eventually, his shoulders relaxed.
"Dude, it states if you have sex while in the other gender's body, you get stuck. Something about the other gender's essence or something. Nothing about masturbation or toys."
"Toys?" asked Jon
"Can't a girl have a little fun?" winked Scott.
"Well, at least that is one problem solved."
"One problem?"
"My dad found out that Fiona wasn't a real person. He said he had a private investigator look into things once you and I 'got serious.'"
"That is messed up."
"It gets worse. We don't get the trust fund until we have an heir."
"Huh?"
"We have to have a kid. Fiona is a real person now, that's some of the stuff you signed today. She is married to me with a pre-nup. You get nothing if we aren't married. We get nothing if we don't have a kid in 1 year. The 100K was 'seed money.'"
"Seed money? That is a messed up pun dude. So I have either stay Fiona, get knocked up and have 10 million dollars, or go back to jobless, broke me?"
"Basically, Sorry man, there was nothing I could do."
"Well, now there is something you can do."
"What?" asked Jon
"Knock up your gorgeous wife, " said Scott spreading his legs
"You sure man? Once we do this, you literally can't go back."
"Dude, you have a hot blonde that thinks like a man asking you to fuck her. Get over here!" Jon took off his pants and walked toward his best friend, turned wife, his erection growing each step.
"Jon, just do it quickly OK?"
"Sure thing Fiona," replied Jon as he put his penis into his wife's waiting pussy.
It wasn't long before Fiona was enjoying being a woman and wife
