What? Where am I? What happened? Did I fall asleep? I can't ... remember what ... was the last thing I did? This is not my room! Did I pass out or something? Was I kidnapped? No it's too nice for that. Is that a woman's bedroom? Did I hook up with anybody? I need to get out of here and find out where I am and where my stuff is.
Who the hell is THAT? Why is there a dude next to me? Something is terribly wrong here! I don't even know this guy! God my mind is so blurry. Is he saying anything? Something about my birthday? Maybe this is some kind of prank. When was my birthday again? God, I can't even focus on his words.
Oh no, what is he doing? Why is he on top of me? I don't like being underneath another dude. This is way too close for me, get off of me now. Oh thanks he is crawling down from me. Wait why is he ...
Dude ... what are you doing between my legs? God, stop talking and get away from me! Why is a dude hanging out between my legs and I am naked on top of that! This must be some kind of misunderstanding. And why is he still talking. Something about a gift? Maybe it is my birthday. If that is true, this must be the worst way to celebrate it! Were my legs always this smooth? I mean, I was never the hairiest guy, but those legs looks shaved. Maybe whoever did this to me shaved my legs? Why would they do that? He finally stopped talking, man. Wait ... what are you ... no get back up! Take your head out of there!
What is ... happening? What is this guy doing between my legs? I have never felt anything like that! It feels like ... a blowjob but ... totally different! I can feel his tounge but ... everything down there feels weird. I can't feel my dick or my balls. What the hell is he doing? Oh god he is pushing his tounge ... against my ... I don't know! Is his ... is he ... slipping ... inside of me? Pleas stop this it feels ... too good! I don't know how to ... control my ... oh ohh ohhh!