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Christmas Decoration in June
@ilikethisname 2024-05-26

Christmas Decoration in June

"Randy, why do you still have Christmas decorations up in June?" my best friend Kyle asked me. I wanted to stop him from shaking the snow globe he had just discovered. But by then it was already too late. I knew what would happen and I gave him a minute. Then I took the hand in w
A Trip Through The TV Channels
@ilikethisname 2024-02-06

A Trip Through The TV Channels

After Brendan accidentally sat on the remote control of Frederic's television and broke it in half, he got him a new one. However, the last universal remote control was pink. While unpacking, Brendan joked that the colour actually suits his friend and showed him in a decidedly fe
You Need a Vacation!
@ilikethisname 2023-11-28

You Need a Vacation!

It was right before midnight and Randy tried hard to get away from his friend Martin, who wasn't happy with his suddenly escaping friend: "Bro, why do want to leave all of a sudden. Grab one last beer and leave then, but don't you dare to cut mid-conversation." "Martin, believe m
Getting the House
@ilikethisname 2023-10-07

Getting the House

Tom and me were two guys fresh from college looking for a place to live. Where's the problem, you might say. But our new jobs were near a very conservative neighbourhood and we didn't want to travel all over the world to get to work. There was a nice small house to rent, but they
Magic Powder
@ilikethisname 2023-08-24

Magic Powder

I thought, I was funny, but in fact I have been an ashole to my girlfriend very often. Once, I found a can of "Magic Powder" in a gift shop for only 1$. It was a cheap joke. I sprinkled some of it on her vibrator, because this thing did magic things to her. Funny, right? Well, in
Strange things happen in lost places
@ilikethisname 2023-02-21

Strange things happen in lost places

My girlfriend and I had a thing for lost places. We were careful and never had an accident. But in a review, it wasn't our brightest idea to visit this old nuclear power plant. We got onto the area very easily, we opened a boarded-up window and looked around the lobby. Then, we h
struck by lightning 4
@ilikethisname 2023-01-14

struck by lightning 4

Kate was curious abut sissy play and wanted to try it with her boyfriend. They lived in a prototypical suburban estate of terraced houses and sometimes she felt observed by the middle-aged stay at home moms. She loved their house, their garden, but not the people around. Therefor
A decent job offer
@ilikethisname 2022-12-18

A decent job offer

"You offer me a job as a hooker in your brothel?!" Jake asked his friend Victor in disbelief. "Technically, yes. You'd be a great help. I can't handle all my costumers by my own anymore." "I could never imagine women pay to have sex with you. Let alone you would do it." "There ar
The showy tech freak gets a retaliation
@ilikethisname 2022-09-26

The showy tech freak gets a retaliation

Bill had always the newest tech toy on the market and he was boasting with them. Sometimes he invited his colleagues only to rub their noses in his new devices. They enjoyed playing a bit on the newest game on the actual Playstation, but never the company of Bill. This time too,
maturity agreement
@ilikethisname 2022-08-09

maturity agreement

My roommate Phil is a witcher. We had a lot of fun with his powers in college times, but eventually we understood, that we were pretty childish. To start becoming more mature we made an agreement to better our language. Every time one of us said something ambiguous or dirty, Phil