I was standing in front of my two best friends with my pants around my knees. If that wasn’t embarrassing enough it seemed that I no longer had my proper male equipment anymore. Instead of a dick I now had a hairless pussy. My friends didn’t seem concerned at the sight in front of them because they were laughing their asses off. Ryan was bent over laughing with his hands on his knees and John was wiping tears from his eyes. I felt embarrassed but even more so I was starting to get angry.
“Shut the fuck up you guys,” I was shouting at them. “This really isn’t funny. I’m now a dude who doesn’t have a dick. What am I going to do?”
“Start wiping from back to front?” Ryan suggested shrugging his shoulders. This lead them both to start a new fit of laughter.
I glared at them. “You guys are dicks!”
“At least we have one!” John responded, again they melted into laughter.
I was sick of being made fun of, so I decided to let them cool off and hopefully we could have a reasonable conversation. It took them nearly five minutes to stop laughing. Finally it seemed like they were going to take things a lot more seriously.
“Seriously guys what they hell am I going to do. I just came all over the place and not even 10 seconds later my dick disappeared. That doesn't happen! What do you think is going on?” I think that they could see that I was starting to freak out so they started to act more serious.
“Well if you had to ask me I’d say it’s cause you are a moron and decided to eat a pill that you didn’t know what it was.” Ryan was finally serious but obviously not concerned due to my dumb decision.
“I know but what pill have you ever heard of that does this? It changed my underwear for fucks sake!” I responded, gesturing towards my nether regions.
Ryan shrugged “I don’t know Karl but that seems to be the only unusual thing that has happened tonight. We could go to the hospital and see if they can run any tests?”
I thought about it. The pill was the only unusual thing of the night. I was cursing myself for taking it even though I was still unconvinced a pill could do these things. I was pretty sure that I didn’t want to go to the hospital because they’d either think I was crazy or I’d become some sort of test subject. No I’d just wait because the pill might wear off and change me back. Also at the very least I was still a man for all intents and purposes. If I needed to live my life as a dude without a dick I could. No one would have to know.
“No, I don’t think the hospital is a good idea. I’ll just wait till it wears off. Hopefully it reverts once the pill is out of my system?”
We all agreed that was the best plan of action. I pulled up my pants and did them up. None of us were ready to call it a night and we decided to play some video games. We walked over to the TV setup and that’s when I noticed the subtle differences in how I moved and even weirder the absence of my dick. It was something that was all too obvious if I thought about it but I was sure that if I wasn’t thinking about it, I wouldn’t notice.
We sat down and got the game going. We were all competitive and great smack talkers. We were having a lot of fun and I was even able to push my circumstances out of my mind a few times. Sadly I was reminded every now and again when things like “Take that pussy,” and “gotcha bitch,” were said. I know that my friends didn’t even register that it would affect me but for some reason it pointedly reminded me of my situation with every reference. Because I couldn’t focus on the game I lost early and had to sit and wait for the next round to begin while John and Ryan played. I decided to get some beers for us as we were all starting to sober up.
I stood up and walked into the kitchen trying not to focus on my new equipment. I was actually able to avoid thinking about it too much. Maily because I had a massive itch underneath both of my nipples. I reached up and scratched the itch. Scratching itches had always been something enjoyable but this was on a new level. I had to lean up against the wall in the kitchen and close my eyes. I started to itch faster and harder not focusing on anything other than scratching. If I had been able to think about anything else I would have noticed my panties were starting to get wet. All of a sudden I orgasmed over and over again continuing to scratch although it was hard as my pecs were getting in the way. My legs started to give way and I felt myself slide down the wall. After what felt like a while I was finally able to think again. I realized that my chest no longer itched. I moved my hands and felt my pecs move more than they should have. Slowly I put my hands back to my chest and then.
“Shit.”
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Original author: Story44 Sent to my by Cbrorigins.
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