"i can't beleive this, i don't believe you!" my roomate repeated as he paced in front of me.
"its fine, whatever, ill find someone else." i pull out my phone and hurriedly close porn tabs as i check my friends list for anyone who might fuck me
"its not fine! you are claiming to be my roomate John but you are clearly a woman AND you are asking me to fuck you out of nowhere"
i set down my phone and try to level a serious stare through the fog of arousal clouding my mind. "look Matt, im sorry. clearly i can't convince you but the fact is if i dont have unprotected sex in the next 15 hours i change back to a man anyways. Then you can keep your precious normalicy and we can pretend i was never a horny bitch begging you to fuck me with your- god fucking damn it!"
i take a deep breath to steady myself "sorry. just... if you arent going to fuck me you should give me some space"
"how am i supposed to believe you pissed off a witch, they cursed you to be a horny girl, and you WANT to be stuck as a girl forever? we've been rooming together for years and you havent even made an indication of being so much as bi!"
"clearly i cant get you to understand and belive it or not, despite my longstanding love of hot dick- FUCK!"
"what is going on?"
"shut up and let me finish. i didnt tell you i was bi because you are already dating your girlfriend and god, i dont want you to cheat on her but this is really important to me okay? so just... leave me alone before i do something you regret"
"okay"
"thank you-" i look back up at him, expecting him to finally leave me alone.
"ill... have sex with you" he continued, looking resolute.
"Matt..."
"no, its fine. its really important to you and you said reality will adjust once the change is made permanent. ill... figure out my relationship with my girlfriend if reality doesn't make th-"
i interrupt him by dragging his pants down and taking his semi-hard dick in my mouth. as words die on his lips i groan into his cock and stuff my free hand down my pants. god im lucky to have such a good friend.