*“Uwaa,”* you yawn out in your front yard, bags in hand, scratching your Hawaiian shorts-covered ass while waiting for a car that should’ve arrived on your street an hour ago for your beach trip. Mercifully, it pulls up just when you’re ready to phone the one responsible for pick

Ron stumbled into the run down convenience store, his footsteps echoing off the cold, tiled floor. The place was almost empty, save for a few late-night shoppers and a bored cashier at the front. He made a beeline for the snack aisle, his stomach growling louder than the old sque

Hi! I’m Annabelle! I used to be an old man named Doug. He was like, 40 or something? Ew! I can like, remember it? But I don’t like to think about that now. I’m me now. Mom used to be my wife if you can believe it, but Doug, or dad which is how I think of my old self now, ch

Yeah, that's me, right there up against the wall. Eyes crossed, a wet patch between my legs. Lips twisted. Female. Horny. Dumb as a fucking rock. Stuck. I was sad. Depressed. Suicidal. Male. Then I met the genie. 3 wishes. Fuck. What do you wish for? Money? So I wished I w