"Oh wow!" Brittany grinned as Karl unloaded all over her, "It's so much babe!" "Well I thought it would be good to do a little something special for your send off." "Send off?" Brittany was confused, "But I'm not-" Then, Brett awoke. He was looking up at Karl the Magnificent,

*“Uwaa,”* you yawn out in your front yard, bags in hand, scratching your Hawaiian shorts-covered ass while waiting for a car that should’ve arrived on your street an hour ago for your beach trip. Mercifully, it pulls up just when you’re ready to phone the one responsible for pick