“So you’re just gonna look like someone else this weekend?” Mike asks you, raising a bewildered eyebrow after you warn him about your incoming delivery. “Yeah, I’m using one of those bodysuit things, so don’t freak out when you see an adonis walk through the door tonight!” You la

Ever since Garrett got a new game console, you’ve been at his house constantly. You used to come more often but his parent’s fighting became way too much, so you guys ended up hanging out by your place. Now that they’re divorced, Garrett lives with his dad and stepmom. It’s a lot

“You got me a lottery ticket for my birthday? You better hope I don’t win, cuz I don’t think I’m splitting the prize!” You laugh jokingly as you play the five dollar scratch off, “It just says ‘Observe’ in big letters, I don’t understand…” “That’s a great one, dude! Check this o

“If you take the inverse of a function’s sin, its absolute value will always be e squared over pi X. Everyone understand that? Ok; If you have a question, ask now, cuz this is definitely gonna be on tomorrow’s te- Ahem… Whoa…” Brett’s aroused boredom is disturbed as his calculus

“So you’re the future groom?” The stripper asks, breathing hot lust into your ear as she writhes in your lap. “Yep, so be careful! I don’t wanna cheat on my fiancé!” You joke, a stiffness in your lap poking into the stripper’s ass as she grabs your neck with delicate manicured fi

Your chubby little sister walks into your room with her hands behind her back, and a bright smile on her face. “What are you so happy about?” You tease her, giving her a mean look and closing the door in her face. She opens it back up calmly, “I found a website that shipped me th

You look around the dark room as your bachelor party ends; strippers passed out from too much drinking, and guys sleeping with dicks drawn on their foreheads. What a party… “Hi, sir…” A shy voice lightly says behind you, making you turn around to see a trashy looking stripper in

So professor wants me to study from this book of level 3 spells? I have no idea what any of these mean, but if professor thinks that I should be practicing these spells… I waved my wand like the diagram showed, and began to hear a faint sound coming from my head. Oh my god!! My h

“Mary, did you order something? There’s a box on the porch…” Michael picked the box up, all it said was ‘Merry Christmas!’. He brought it inside and placed it on the table, waiting for Mary to come with some explanation. “What is that?” Mary came out of the bedroom

I came out of the shower and walked into the living room with a towel around my waist, noticing a nice looking pair of glasses next to the TV. Never seen these before, I thought to myself… I put them on, and looked in the mirror. “Chick glasses? Who left these here?” I was about

"You swapped bodies with my sister?? How’d you get her to agree to that?” Dale in Christine’s body smirked, “Agree? I don’t need consent to swap with someone else, why would you think that?” “But… my sister??” “Don't worry about her, she’s in my body totally unaware of her previ

**Would love feedback on the side pic. Should I remove it? Change it? Or just leave it the way it is? Always wondering how everyone feels about the pictures on the side...** Brad was cuddling with his girlfriend in bed, and she was really trying to give make him hard. Brad: “