“Chad?! What are you doing in my house??” “Hey Brandon, well I could pretty much do anything I want now. I found this stone in an ancient cave yesterday, and it pretty much lets me manipulate reality however I like.” Chad held up a purple glowing diamond shaped stone, turning it

# Oh fuck. I can't tell my sister's boyfriend I'm not her. He would kill me. I just switched bodies with Kristy so she could take my Chemistry test at community college. She passed last semester and I promised her $100. Plus, I need the passing grade! She never said he might com

“So you’re just gonna look like someone else this weekend?” Mike asks you, raising a bewildered eyebrow after you warn him about your incoming delivery. “Yeah, I’m using one of those bodysuit things, so don’t freak out when you see an adonis walk through the door tonight!” You la

"Just sign here and here. Great! I'll be back to start the procedure in a few minutes. Just sit tight." My old orthodontics clinic had no choice but to refer me to this new clinic, about an hour's drive out of town. Embarrassingly, on account of my terrible gag reflexes. Getting

Teachers have named me a prodigy ever since I was a child in elementary school. My genius won me awards, titles, and even the privilege of joining a prestigious space exploration lab at MIT. However, being smart did have its drawbacks. For one, I had very few friends. I'm lucky t

Ever since Garrett got a new game console, you’ve been at his house constantly. You used to come more often but his parent’s fighting became way too much, so you guys ended up hanging out by your place. Now that they’re divorced, Garrett lives with his dad and stepmom. It’s a lot

"Remember Derek: Mark's soccer practice is at 12:30, dinner at 6:30, and bedtime by 8:00," my mom reminded me for the fourth time as she grabbed her leather purse before opening the front door and following dad outside. A cold gush of wind rushed into the kitchen, sending my pape

“You got me a lottery ticket for my birthday? You better hope I don’t win, cuz I don’t think I’m splitting the prize!” You laugh jokingly as you play the five dollar scratch off, “It just says ‘Observe’ in big letters, I don’t understand…” “That’s a great one, dude! Check this o

“If you take the inverse of a function’s sin, its absolute value will always be e squared over pi X. Everyone understand that? Ok; If you have a question, ask now, cuz this is definitely gonna be on tomorrow’s te- Ahem… Whoa…” Brett’s aroused boredom is disturbed as his calculus

Kyle held the Gender Injector in his hand and primed it for insertion. The information to the nanobots inside had already been transferred, now he just had to lube it up before using it. His hands quivered from excitement. He bent over and carefully pressed it into his anal open

I sat in the room scared shitless. The jocks have never liked nerds like me but this was ridicolous, why would they ever kidnap me?! The had placed me in a room without windows and only one door in and commanded me to sit still on the lone chair that was in the room. I heard them

“So you’re the future groom?” The stripper asks, breathing hot lust into your ear as she writhes in your lap. “Yep, so be careful! I don’t wanna cheat on my fiancé!” You joke, a stiffness in your lap poking into the stripper’s ass as she grabs your neck with delicate manicured fi

**Poll in the comments, please see the bottom of this caption** ........................................................................................................................................................... Months after that abominable alien thing took over my body

As Mother Nature herself, it is my duty to protect the environment and keep Earth healthy for all living things. So I was quite shocked and disappointed in myself when I woke up from my long slumber to find the Earth in the state it is today. “I knew I shouldn’t have given huma

Your chubby little sister walks into your room with her hands behind her back, and a bright smile on her face. “What are you so happy about?” You tease her, giving her a mean look and closing the door in her face. She opens it back up calmly, “I found a website that shipped me th

You look around the dark room as your bachelor party ends; strippers passed out from too much drinking, and guys sleeping with dicks drawn on their foreheads. What a party… “Hi, sir…” A shy voice lightly says behind you, making you turn around to see a trashy looking stripper in

So professor wants me to study from this book of level 3 spells? I have no idea what any of these mean, but if professor thinks that I should be practicing these spells… I waved my wand like the diagram showed, and began to hear a faint sound coming from my head. Oh my god!! My h

# Stupid, James. He left this dildo suctioned to the living room mirror with a note as a final joke. It's my last day of this week-of-being-a-woman stuff. He did this to pick on me. The note was so stupid. ***"I bought one that is my size so you could see what you will be missin

I sat alone in my room, browsing through my phone for something to do. Pages and pages went by without interest, until I stumbled upon a recent post about a new app said to "provide new perspectives". After a bit more research on it, the app claimed to be able to swap two people

“Mary, did you order something? There’s a box on the porch…” Michael picked the box up, all it said was ‘Merry Christmas!’. He brought it inside and placed it on the table, waiting for Mary to come with some explanation. “What is that?” Mary came out of the bedroom

I came out of the shower and walked into the living room with a towel around my waist, noticing a nice looking pair of glasses next to the TV. Never seen these before, I thought to myself… I put them on, and looked in the mirror. “Chick glasses? Who left these here?” I was about