“Chad?! What are you doing in my house??” “Hey Brandon, well I could pretty much do anything I want now. I found this stone in an ancient cave yesterday, and it pretty much lets me manipulate reality however I like.” Chad held up a purple glowing diamond shaped stone, turning it

Beep! Beep! Beep! The alarm clock sounded. I rolled over and smacked it, managing to hit the button and shut it off before rolling back onto my stomach to get a few more minutes of sleep. Or I would have, but I don't remember it being this uncomfortable. It felt like something

“So you’re just gonna look like someone else this weekend?” Mike asks you, raising a bewildered eyebrow after you warn him about your incoming delivery. “Yeah, I’m using one of those bodysuit things, so don’t freak out when you see an adonis walk through the door tonight!” You la

Roger was walking through the park by himself after being ditched by his buddy. “Ugh ever since Paul got his new girlfriend he never has time to hang out. And what’s worse is she doesn’t like me much so I can’t even third wheel with them. I wish Paul didn’t have to choose betwe