I was a pervert all my life. I treated women like they are merely toys for my pleasure. I took what I wanted, then left them with nothing. If I go for too long without touching a female body, it is almost like I am suffocating. I crave their soft skin like I crave air to breath.

"Did it work?" my wife asked me right after looking at her watch. "What worked?" I asked back. "Nothing" she seemed disappointed. But suddenly I couldn't move. She looked happy about it. "Why can't I move?" I remember asking myself. But then I heard Amy, my wife's best friend voi

Mira: "Hey babe, uhm, I kinda have a weird question." Tom: "Sure, what is it?"  Mira: "Why the fuck have you been secretly filming me while I'm masturbating and what are those weird subtitles? Why are you

“So you’re just gonna look like someone else this weekend?” Mike asks you, raising a bewildered eyebrow after you warn him about your incoming delivery. “Yeah, I’m using one of those bodysuit things, so don’t freak out when you see an adonis walk through the door tonight!” You la

# Over the last few weeks, B.L. Quick and I riffed off my original Trophy Wife caption together. Major riffing. Details below on what we made. . . I don't know how I ended up stuck in the body of my future father-in-law's stupid new trophy wife, Lexi - but I did. Seriously, of