# "Finally, I've been waiting for this for the last two months." "You mean since The Cataclysm happened." "You know that's a myth created by big government and mainstream media." "It's not a myth. Trust me." "Do you

 # There. # I didn't know why it was so mind twisting. The moment he clutched my head it was like a conduit of pure consciousness opened up. The circuit closed, a rush of feminine heat

# Over the last few weeks, B.L. Quick and I riffed off my original Trophy Wife caption together. Major riffing. Details below on what we made. . . I don't know how I ended up stuck in the body of my future father-in-law's stupid new trophy wife, Lexi - but I did. Seriously, of

# Stupid, James. He left this dildo suctioned to the living room mirror with a note as a final joke. It's my last day of this week-of-being-a-woman stuff. He did this to pick on me. The note was so stupid. ***"I bought one that is my size so you could see what you will be missin

 "Oh, Mr. Roberts! And you got a bunch of bananas. How healthy. What about you, Mr. Roberts? Do you have a healthy banana?" Hunter: Your dad has started laughing at my bad jokes. It's kinda cute. And today he's totally fightin

 This is Justin's body now. He shaved it clean. He took the time to draw the razor across his legs, perhaps stopping a moment before shaving his pussy bare. He wanted to look good in the lingerie he said. Denial is so sweet.

"Come on, Justin. **Talk** to me." "I don't fucking feel like ***talking***, Mark. You've completely crossed a line." "Are you just going to sulk there by the pool all day?" "I'll do whatever the hell I want. You're the idiot who slipped the potion into my drink. To top it off

The genie looked at me and spoke, "And what, master, after all of these riches, will be your final wish?" "That was so easy. I thought genies were tricky." He winked at me. I thought for a moment. "My wife died many years ago —" "I cannot return people from the dead." "Yes, bu

# I can explain everything, Susan. It's your dad's fault. I wandered around your dad's palatial house this morning while he was at work, in utter disbelief that I was stranded in your vaccuous stepmom Lexi's body, cursing the giant tits your dad bought for her, my back in agony.