John: "Wait, what just happened? Did you cast the spell nor not?" Sam: "Yeah, but nothing happened." John: "Oh, well. Didn't really expect anything anyways." Sam: "Yeah, as if this supposed spellbook was real." John

I was a pervert all my life. I treated women like they are merely toys for my pleasure. I took what I wanted, then left them with nothing. If I go for too long without touching a female body, it is almost like I am suffocating. I crave their soft skin like I crave air to breath.

You know, if there is one thing I have learned it's: Never trust a wish. If somebody just walks up to you and tells you that you have one wish for free, they are probably trying to screw you over. Obviously I didn't think about that at the time. My thoughts went racing right awa