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One Last Father-Son Bonding Session
@secretblaire 2017-05-28

One Last Father-Son Bonding Session

Ugh, I know, I know. Gawd, like every day this week when we get home from school you’re like “You’re supposed to be helping me, Dad” or “It’s been a whole week Dad” or whatever. You and Mom are soooooo annoying. Wow, it’s weird to think of Mom as my wife, ya know? I can’t believe
Her plan
@mtcaptions 2016-03-22

Her plan

I can't believe I'm doing this. I feel like cheating on my girlfriend, even though, I'm not really. A few days ago, I swapped bodies with one of her flatmates. I always thought she was nice and kinda cute, but I didn't pay much attention to her. Apparently, she paid attention to