Ugh, I know, I know. Gawd, like every day this week when we get home from school you’re like “You’re supposed to be helping me, Dad” or “It’s been a whole week Dad” or whatever. You and Mom are soooooo annoying. Wow, it’s weird to think of Mom as my wife, ya know? I can’t believe

ENGAGED. One little word sent my life spinning out of control. My best friend since I was five and high school crush, Melissa, had gotten engaged to the high school quarterback Jerome. I tried to hide my devastation as she told me giddily that night. I knew I had been friend-zone