Ugh, I know, I know. Gawd, like every day this week when we get home from school you’re like “You’re supposed to be helping me, Dad” or “It’s been a whole week Dad” or whatever. You and Mom are soooooo annoying. Wow, it’s weird to think of Mom as my wife, ya know? I can’t believe

Oh, come on, already finished? I thought you'd last longer, hun. I can't believe you thought you'd make me cum first, with this little body-swap gamble you made up. You said you "knew your body well." But you forgot how I well I know mine. And you also didn't predict what it woul